imagine he’s in an interview and—
interviewer: how is to have y/n on tour?
vic: she’s so sweet. she makes us food so we don’t have to get takeout all the time and eat our own body weight in food
tony: she’s like a mom to us at times. but she’s also like a sister. you just want to protect her:
mike: she makes jaime really happy so she makes us happy. i mean you could tell by the noises jaime and y/n were making last night
interviewer: speaking of that, how is she in bed?
jaime: well, she’s just… god, she knows exactly how to-
*you are in the room and throw the pillow at jaime in annoyance*
y/n: better learn to shut your mouth hime
*all the guys laugh*